goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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(Source: miraguey, via bastille)

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via thelaughingmango)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via cat-astroph-e)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via cat-astroph-e)

mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

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How I look in pictures

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(via bastille)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via cat-astroph-e)